Hey! I’m trying to go to NYC for the weekend but need someone to watch Dirt McGirt from Friday evening until Sunday morning. You would need to walk and feed her Friday evening, ideally twice but that’s not mandatory. Saturday, she’d need to go out for a walk in the morning, afternoon, and evening, and then once Sunday morning. Alternatively, you can host her at your house if you’re really down for dog-watching! (Especially good for anyone wondering about the wonders of dog ownership.)

She’s really great, but kind of a handful. It’d be a huge favor if you could watch her. If you’re on the fence, let’s talk about any type of compensation – cash, tequila, really anything – to push you over the fence and into the arms of Dirt McGirt, anxiously awaiting you to play with her. No, really, she’s pretty anxious about it.

Let me know – email me, IM me, comment, whatever.

Thank you!